I haven't seen a pile of guys that big since you went walkin' naked down the street, mom.Don Spudleone
Remember the time the whole family helped grandpa with his 'dysfunction?'Fizzy
Mom, it was just Billy trying to get some gum out of your purse! Aren't you a little trigger-happy with that pepper spray?leek
Further proof of what artists who succumbed to the McCarthy Witch Hunts have to do to prove their anti-communism: the prerequisite flag at every "patriotic" holiday!Zert
Billy's so patriotic! He's going to kick the crap out of that Japanese kid sitting on the monument.Matt Holm
So after Daddy hides the film in the pumpkin, then Mr. Hiss gives it to the Commies?anon
I don't know what he's up to either, but he was screaming something about "that goddam Beetle Bailey".Norm DePlume
How much of a head start does Billy get before Daddy plugs him?Nick Danger
I really have no idea where we are, considering I can't read PJ's pennant!Fizzy
I don't get it. If you're taking pictures to remember this by, why aren't we in any of them? The way I see it, it would saved a lot of time and effort if we had just stayed home and bought a book. anon
Quick Agent "Billy" is making a break for it! Drop him with the "camera"!!Prof. Moriairty
Marty Scorcese says if we do this take right history will adopt it as reality.rfg
Daddy's not foolin' anyone with those "bar-noculars". Not only is he holding them up to his mouth, but he's got a big bourbon stain down the front of his shirt.Schickelgruber
Oh no! Billy's trying to get away to a decent comic strip again. Catch him!Anastasia
Daddy, you were a draft dodger. Shouldn't we be going to Canada for Memorial Day?The Hanged Man
And the government has a problem with gays in the military?Riff
"...the lives of 80,000 Americans, Men who Dared, Men of Liberty." Damned touching. Can we go to Burger King now?Rotter
"That should be two tickmarks on measurement," I said. "I mean, you don't want the the statue to come out twelve times too big, do you?" "What do I look like, an idiot?" you said...Rotter
I know he's messed up before, mom, but today you ARE Miss Uniboob!phonsux
This is a pretty sweet deal...we get to come to DC, eat with the President, and get our names in the paper. I tell ya, we should get arrested in foreign countries more often!Azazael
Of course I still believe in the movement, and I'm proud of the sacrifice that Billy is about to make. It's just, we only had the one bomb, and it seems that we could have made a bigger statement by sending him on the white house tour, instead..Geoduck
Oh, how impressive. Bil bought a CD of clip art.ewhac
As Dolly rambled on about the extra credit history report she was preparing, Thel reminisced about sucking off General Westmoreland in a pup tent outside of Da Nang in 1971.Vice Pope Doug
All this jingoistic bullshit makes me sick! If we'd just let the Japs take Iwo Jima, I bet my Casio digital camera would have been a LOT cheaper!!Vice Pope Doug
Daddy says when you're in th' Army, your animal instincts take over an' indiscriminate sex is something you don't hafta feel guilty about. Is that true?Vice Pope Doug
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