Her taunting finally brought the evil child to the breaking point. Billy began plotting the solution to two problems: Dolly's incessent companionship and his own entrapment in this damnable bubble for all the world to witness his shame.Happy the Clown
You're just mad that Daddy's not taking YOUR temperature.La
Yeah, Billy. Hand cupped, wide open, pen wedged deeply between middle and index fingers... no wonder you draw like crap.Professor Falken
Excuse me, um, Mr. Gingrich? Most folks think that the Family Circus just sucks. I don't think they want an alternative version to counterbalance the one created by the Big Liberal Media.Mister Sinister, stealing from the Ok pile
Pencil schmencil... the Make-A-Wish Foundation gave _me_ a Sega!A shameless representative of the Sega Corporation
When the syndicate says your material "doesn't meet their current needs", what they mean is it sucks like a cheerleader. You might as well just start counting on a career in marketing, instead.Horselover Fat
I TOLD you the runes were wrong-- and boy, is K'arazel pissed!!!Tangent
Remember billy, landing a caption on the stupid list is NOT an honor!Yakko
You say you're channeling the spirit of Vincent VanGogh? Looks more like 'Bil VanCrap'.VanSchickelgruber
I REALLY wish you'd buy a real pencil sharpener. I'm gettin' tired of gnawin' on the damn things...Doc Evil
See that thing behind your elbow? It's called an "eraser". I suggest you use it....A LOT!!!Tazabby
"It's time to face facts, Billy. Your work is uninspired, lacking the surrealist glories of a i>Calvin and Hobbes, the sarcastic social commentary of a Doonesbury, or even the tired, albeit sharp, wit of a Garfield. Additionally, your "schtick," that of passing off your artistic ineptitude as the childish scrawlings of a boy not yet on the dark side of eight, is, to be honest, a stretch of the reader's credibility. In short, my sibling, I would recommend another career path before you embark upon the same downward spiral of shame, drugs, and wasted lives that has taken our father. By the way, your head won't deflate to normal size if you puncture it with that pen."Thomas Wilde
Don't try to save the damn comic strip! It's dead!XoLo
The last time I saw that pen it was in daddy's ass.Idiotboy
No, you're leaving yourself wide open for the DFC there too. "Boy, I sure like eating vomit AGAIN!" or some damn thing.Larry Hastings
Billy, that's gross! Cartoons depicting our drug use, incest and general depravity will never fly! Who would be sick enough to be interested?? Family values sell, Billy!Vice Pope Doug
Bad News: you draw even worse than Daddy. Good News: no doggy-style captions for this cartoon. Yet.Vice Pope Doug
Nice try. But that's not what they look like VIRGIN BOY.ChoppingBlock
Should I comment on the paradox of a cartoon character drawing a cartoon within a cartoon? His frighteningly pig-nosed, evil-eyed scowl? Dolly's psuedoerotic pose? Ahh, fuck it. "Pull my finger, bitch."Skywise
Ha! You're really being generous on those nudes of yourself, aren't you?The Outsider
I guess the family curse isn't going to end with Bil after all.Jojo the Spiv
Perfect! Now all we need to do is dye your hair black and paint on a little black moustache and Granma will think she's back in the old country!anon
I know Spinnwebe needs scans, but your Long Dong Billy pics won't cut it.Pastor of Muppets
Guess who just SuperGlued his hand to a pen?? Hmmmmm? C'mon, guess!Don Spudleone
As Billy stared into the dark, gaping hole his demented sister called a mouth, it came to him. A pure black panel. No art. No caption. Just the perfect embodiment of bleak pit of despair that was his life.The 4-Star Pope
You're wasting your time. Even if "Der Stürmer" needed editorial cartoons, they'd find some Aryan with a normally-shaped head to draw them.The 4-Star Pope
That's right, Billy. Keep churning out crap like that and the next time Dad skips town, this strip is MINE!Charlie Steinhice
If you're planning on taking over the family business, forget it. I could fingerpaint better cartoons with my eyes closed!Riff
Stop trying to draw in stubble, Billy. You're not hitting puberty and you never will.Riff
Between my hair and your butt we've got half a horse!Uncle Maria
C'mon, do my nude portrait now!! Fathers' Day is tomorrow!Wendarina
Now Billy, you do know what happens to little boys who draw themselves a second nostril with a fountain pen, don't you?Anastasia
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