I feel pretty...oh so pretty...!jim k
Hot Damn, that growth injection really worked! I can pick these palm trees like they were flowers!NO CARRIER
"Hare Krishna...Hare Hare Krishna!!!!"Wade Wright
All of a sudden, I have this tremedous urge to re-decorate my room.zazu
Marx, schmarx. *Poppies* are the opium of the masses!Tom Jenkins
Pickin' dandelions sure is more fun when you pretend they're your enemies and blow their heads off!Adam S.
You're right, Dad! With all these weeds, you can't see the pot until you're practically standing on it!Pete B.
If Grandpa wanted me to pick nicer flowers for his grave, he shouldn't have beaten the shit out of me while he was still alive. So fuck off.Pete B.
"Don't make a face, Dolly...at least it's food!"Andy Ihnatko
Ha! Kind of ironic how I was thrown clear into a dandelion patch and all you 'Only Idiots Don't Wear Seat Belt' types are now trapped in a burning minivan, huh guys? ...Guys?Andy Ihnatko
Ah, the pixies have returned. It's been a long winter without you, my little friends.anon
Poppies, poppies everywhere!! Heroin is paying for my college education!Tim K.
Daddy, will these work? I couldn't find any feathers.Rishmawy
This is just like blowing daddy, white stuff everywhere!John S.
I'll be high for years!Nethicus
What's wrong, Mommy? The nice Bosnians just wanted me to walk all around this field and pick flowers.The Unmasked Revenger
No, you blow ME.anon
Where's all the hemp we planted?anon
Boy, hayfever is a real bitch when you've only got one nostril.anon
Oh oh! I have poo-poo in my crack!David
You're right, Dad. Why should you blow $29.99 on a Weed Whacker when you have a ready pool of child slave labor at your command?Trism
Lessee...brown gills, blue line around stem...yep, this here's a gold mine!anon
Now I can put flowers in all of daddy's machine guns before he shoots us!anon
Why is my picture on the back of this flower?NO CARRIER
Oh yeah here it comes-another "fag" caption. Thank you BIL *FUCKIN* KEANE!!!anon
Hey, Dolly, these have soft, little tufts of hair, too!anon
Great, Bil. First you give me a football for a head, now it's a deformed mouth. Two words - Art Class !anon
"...and the case of the flower decapitations is still unsolved, but police expect a break in the case any day now. This is Jeffy Keane, KDFC News, at the scene of the crime."Paul T. Riddell
"...and I have that one hanging out my bum to keep in the little pixies! What part of this don't you understand?"Paul T. Riddell
My whole family out with hayfever, and me with these! Now we'll see who's in charge!D. Navarro
"Mom, there are some days when I just don't feel... fresh."Larry Hastings
"Look, Mom, something that multiplies faster than you!"Mr. Clean
WHOA! I didn't know mom could run *that* fast!anon
Man, Billy, those guys from Bloom County were right! You eat a couple of these and you're on a whoooooole other plane of existence.MichaelG
What's so funny? All I said is that I like to blow things!Kittycat
If mommy dosen't put out after I give her these flowers, it's bitch slapping time.anon
Hey, look! Children of the Dandelions!Martin H. Booda
Heeeeeere she is! Miiiiiiiss America! Oh my God, I can't believe it! Thank you! Thank you so much!anon
I'm gonna suck enough of these mothers to get a _major_ allergy attack! Then they'll 'ject me with pure Ephedrine and I'll be flyin' all night! I love weekends!VPD
As Jeffyzilla continued his rampage through the Tokyo Arboretum, the military, led by the mysterious Doctor Iknato, prepared its secret weapon...Paul T. Riddell
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