All right already! Mom bought deodorant for you and not me. Stop rubbing it in!Rev. Reynard
Sure, cheer. But remember the police won't pay to fix a car wrecked in a high-speed chase, even if the driver *was* killed.Psychobear
Did you eat that little picture of Mickey Mouse that I had in my backpack?Jadie
Sit your sorry ass down now! We're getting a new TV in Cartoon #123 and I want to enjoy this one while we can!Bill Versteegen
You smug bastard! They may not have found Rows 17 to 23 yet ,but the NTSB aren't idiots! They'll read the manifest and your scheming trail of lies and deceit will lead right to this front door! Bill Versteegen
You fucking bastard! Tell me who Keyser Soze' is during the opening credits will ya? Well, here's some news for ya! At the end of SEVEN there's this box, and it contains......Bill Versteegen
Look, it turns me on when John Travolta does that, but for the last time- YOU'RE NO JOHN TRAVOLTA!!!the wonder cheese
The Dance of Joy will not save you from the wrath of MY FINGER!!! Damnit! Aren't you listening to me? Do you know where this finger has been?!?!?the wonder cheese
STOP IT! Why do you have to do that every time the hunter shoots Bambi's mother?Orion the Hunter
Okay, second word was "am". Third word sounds like "smoking"...starts with "ch"...Myke
It's an old Jedi trick; Now, will you give me all your money or are you going to make me leave you hanging in the air until you die?Myke
I remember my first beer.ChoppingBlock
Will someone tell this moron that it ain't synchronized swimming if it ain't in the water??Charlie Steinhice
Sweat to the Oldies on your own time, asshole! It's almost time for "A Current Affair!"Mr. Fabulous
Mommy, he's receiving his "instructions" from the weather channel again. NOW will you get him tested? anon
That's not the way to do the Time Warp! Pay more attention to the guy with no neck!His Imperial Majesty
Enjoy your fucking touchdown, Jeffy. If my team doesn't cover the spread, it's the only scoring you'll do for a week!!!Dave the Fave
"Come on, Jeffy! Just because Dick Clark's the only person besides us who hasn't aged in forty years doesn't mean you have to watch "American Bandstand" every single day!"Adam Cadre
"Okay, enjoy the Sex Pistols reunion. But when Duran Duran and Missing Persons make their big comebacks, don't come crying to me!"Paul T. Riddell
That's IT! After "Saturday Night Fever" is over, I'm gonna make him sit through "White Men Can't Jump" and see if he gets the clue.Dave the Fave
I hate having to sit like this just so the TV reception comes in! Why can't Dad just spring for cable?!Riff
This is Jeffy on drugs. Any questions?Riff
Mommy, Billy is pretending to hang himself like Grandpa again!anon
Will someone please do the Heimlich maneuver on this bastard so I can watch my soaps!?Coyote
Mom, we are never, I repeat NEVER watching The Exorcist and Saturday Night Fever back to back again!Toade
Poe was wrong, Web Browsers. THIS is Jezebel in hell.ThreeSwords Delamitri
"Sweating to the Oldies" my ass... it's gonna be more like "Sweating to My Fist Down Your Throat" if you don't cut out that Richard Simmons crap, Jeffy!Toade
Why is it when he swallows helium he gets to float around the room...but when I swallow it my head just swells up more?!Tazabby
Stupid coyote. You let the Roadrunner got away again. Here's your money Jeffy, stop gloating.Jan Keilek
Hold it one damn minute there, Twinkletoes....your back doesn't seem to be as bad as you say. Tomorrow, you can drag Dad's drunken body in from the curb. Tazabby
You've been in my crank, haven't you?Anastasia
In the name of the Lord, I command ye evil masturbating demons to COME OUT!!kafka
If that's the ancient Navajo piss-me-off dance, it's working.Diggit
If I have to wear a goddamn dress, Jeffy shouldn't be able to do ballet.Horselover Fat
You can just kiss my ass! That guard was holding the tackle so tight he should have been banished to the B&D channel.John Madden
Mom, he's watchin Ru-paul again!anon
No, Jeffy, remember, OJ didn't choke her. You'll see in this part of the reenactment video....Pastor of Muppets
Is he the only one in this house that bet on Mike Tyson?Rickshaw Billy
I don't fucking get it. I've been in so many god damn cartoons and have done so many cute things and this little fuckface does one stupid dance and he gets 300+ captions.Cheezo
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