Your puppies are dead, don't you get it you bitch? Maybe next time you'll fetch the stick!anon
Barfy, all you're wearing is a collar! That's clearly a violation of the internet's anti-obscenity laws. Are you trying to get us shut down or something?Greg J
I wasn't talking to you when I said "bite me", you stupid piece of crap!polaris
Yeah, I said it and I meant it! Take another step forward, and Billy gets it!Magus
Here's the phrase: "norkharden wimblefaust". Follow the link.spinn
You are the crapiest excuse for an attack dog ever. PJ's gonna pull through and I have to clean up the mess! anon
I don't give a shit what Snoopy does. If you bang on this door with your bowl in your mouth one more time, I'm going to make you think being neutered was a *pleasant* experience.The Unmasked Revenger
Of course the family's pissed. We asked you if Jeffy fell down the well, and you barked twice. Remember, it's ONE BARK for yes, you idiot, ONE BARK for yes!!The Unmasked Revenger
Sorry, Marmaduke. I'm doing a sandwich with Dagwood and Hagar right now. C'n you come back in half an hour?Kittycat
"I told you to stay away from Billy when he has his scalpel, so don't complain to me. An quit bleeding on the welcome mat!"Blake
...and see, this finger will satisfy me more than you ever couldpilots rec
Keep it up and we'll start calling you "Drippy"!anon
Look! Just because we called you Barfy doesn't mean you have a license to hurl in the house!Le Durt? Nah, Tan OJ!
Advocate returning to the gold standard? Bad dog!Chris Ernest Hall
I don't give a shit what Snoopy does. If you bang on this door with your bowl in your mouth one more time, I'm going to make you think being neutered was a *pleasant* experience.The Unmasked Revenger
Of course the family's pissed. We asked you if Jeffy fell down the well, and you barked twice. Remember, it's ONE BARK for yes, you idiot, ONE BARK for yes!!The Unmasked Revenger
"I told you to stay away from Billy when he has his scalpel, so don't complain to me. An quit bleeding on the welcome mat!"Blake
...and see, this finger will satisfy me more than you ever couldpilots rec
Keep it up and we'll start calling you "Drippy"!anon
When they catch you licking yourself, they just laugh it off; but when they catch ME doing it, they freak out! I'm still spitting out dog hair!anon
Out! If I can't hump Daddy's leg, no one can!jp
You'll just have to wait your turn...I'm the only one on duty, and I'm now serving number 23.RBByrnes
I don't care how persuasive you are. I won't kill mommy and daddy. I won't!Hugh Jass
What's that girl? You say Jeffy's trapped in a well? I'll tell you what. Let's just keep that our little secret.Rich Coughlan
Look, for the last time you furry bastard, I don't wanna buy any freakin' cyclopedias!!Tom Barbieri
"See this finger? I could put it right through your eye and into your brain."Blake
Look. This is the last time I'm telling you: That night with Grimmy was just a spur-of-the-moment thing!Bill Fortier
...And if you don't wise up, I'll shit in the floor AGAIN and Mommy will take you to the pound.The Lawyer
After the threat of litigation from the American Family Association, Keane agreed to mark out Barfy's private parts.The Lawyer
Bad dog! Never initialize the hard drive without backing up first!panicboy
I swear, sniff my crotch once more and you'll join your puppies at the bottom of the river!BRG
Pooping in Mommy's shoes is funny. Pooping in my shoes is a big fucking no-no.Horselover Fat
Not tonight, dear. I have a headache. And with this noggin, when I say it's this big, it's *this big*!Riff
Just grab the front of her shirt with my mouth, a few good shakes and ker-SNAP! Be like shakin' a wet rag. Or maybe the jugular? Betcha I could get her head to pop cleeeeean off. Yeah, you just keep shaking your finger at me, you shrieking goddamn harpy. Keep it riiiiiight up.Pete B.
I told you, that part of my life is over! I have a human boyfriend now!His Imperial Majesty
No, I'm Dolly CYCLOPS. You want Dolly Keane - they're three doors down.patrik
"Damn it, dog, don't look at me like that." Billy was very sensitive about his appearence on the set when he was required to replace Dolly for the rest of the season after Dolly's little run-in with the cops got her put in juveneil hall. Rucus and Ramrod - Mr. Sinister's henchmen
He'll survive, no thanks to you, but he can't work anymore, and Hobbes won't do the strip without him. I hope you get hit by a truck.Roy
Look Barfy, I don't care how much money our show made down there - I'm not going back to Tijuana! My ass is still killing me, I got fleas now, and I'm sick of all our relatives showing up with those damn video cameras!Vincent Van Gopher
I don't know what you're talking about. My name is Lucy Van Pelt. I've never heard of the "Keane Family".anon
For the last time, stop playing "fetch" with my glass eye!Reynard D. Fox
"Grrr. Bark, bark--whine--woof"--Barfy, Memoirs.Greg J
This far from the glue factory, pal.zapper
Look! I know who you are and I know the plight of your speices. Stop kicking over our lawn jockey.Monk n Treb
Look you ain't Scooby Doo, this ain't the Mystery Machine, and I ain't fucking Velma.Monk n Treb
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