You mean you weren't aware of Billy's *glug glug* problem?night prowler
I've been working out, fat ass.Troll Ticket
Chest hair. I've got one. You don't.Teo
Dolly, just keep your opinons to yourself or I'll slap your mouth right off of your fa--...never mind, I see that Dad beat me to it....The Unmasked Revenger
Could you help me get my thumb up to my mouth?Dan Krause
YOU'RE the new police artist?!? Hell! I'm gonna knock over a gas station!!Bill Fortier
You want me to pose nude?Toozday
You think you're hot stuff. Guess who just nailed both Mary Worth and Lucy vanPelt!Toozday
Listen, Dolly, I saw how much you sold "Cat, Briefcase, Coffee tabel, Crazy Glue" for...so, if you want to sketch me nude again, there's gonna be a $200 sitting fee.The Unmasked Revenger
Daddy says I have the best butt.Matt Faulhaber
The insurance wouldn't cover a hospital stay, so I have to keep my thumb stuck here until the tracheotomy heals!OddbodyAS2
"I am the man. You are the bitch. This will not be explained again."Tim Harrod
Tomorrow I'm goin' ta get the bumps on my head sanded down.DMW
"Whoa! LSD flashback! Your head is getting HUGE! Oh wait... I've never done LSD."anon
Miss Jones says _I_ have the biggest dick in the whole third grade!Groundfault
Well, since dad didn't do it, I'll draw in your mouth...gimme the pen.Kelvin Cabrera-Castellar
Here's a fun game Dolly - close your eyes, put your hand in my pocket and draw what you think it is.Julius Uno
"Blah blah blah Sex, blah blah violence, blah melon-shaped heads."Tim Harrod
Hey, you ever seen someone walk more pigeon toed than me?Rich Coughlan
I passed my stone!Friend of Tone Csernak, Student of Nuclear Engineering
I just wanted to let you know I've been promoted again. And you thought that the "cute drawing" shit was gonna buy you something.anon
Billy was so intent at practicing his testimony that he walked *smack* into Dolly, resulting in her concussion, and a whole new court action.The Sandman
Hey, Dolly! This is sign language for 'Medicine Ball Head.'Horselover Fat
You've gotta check this out -- the fuckers are actually TRYING to get on the stupid list!Pete B.
Are you kidding me? Bil's been drawing me for years and look how miserable my life is. I shudder to think what would happen to me if YOU started drawing me!BK
Whatcha so shocked about? All mommies and daddies do that! It's how you were born!Kittycat
Get this: Dennis told me that Mr. Wilson will pay you $100 if you let him take pictures of you takin' a bath! And I'll be nice and only take 15% 'cuz it was so easy to find this one. Adam Schabtach
I got a penis... Youuuuu don't.. studly
Hey guess what - Dad just lost you in a poker game!patrik
Guess what? _I_ have a chubby!BK
* I * get to be the 'speriment for Billy's "Just Say No" Project. He told me to tell everyone to "run before it kicks in". Cool, huh?VPD
[insert obligatory masturbation reference of your choice]Reynard D. Fox
I've found that spray paint provides a more dramatic medium for expression -- check out grampa's car.Patrick
Dolly, does my wrist looks limpy enough?Buzzhole
No, I won't let you draw me in the nude. You'll have to keep your panties on.anon
No time for the old in-out now, love, I've come to read the meter...Greg J
I just got cast for a Calvin Klein commercial. I'm gonna give a blowjob on TV!Roy
*I* Just found out where my prostate is!zazu
Well the pigs let me off on that posession rap, but I had to give them your name.paTRICK heSTER
You be the cheap Korean cartoonist labour, and I'll be the top-paid American agent!Nitrolyte
Well yes, I suppose I am feeling a little cocky today. Does that amuse you?Diggit
When I think about Cathy I touch myself!Reynard
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