Dolly's tryouts to be in the next FTD logo understandibly failed miserably...Mr. Ben McClellan
PJ, Jeffy, turn off the oven - I found beauty!Ol' Franklin
YAH-HOOOOO!!! Extreme flower picking!!! * SURRRRRRRGE!!! *Doc Evil
Stage One of Dolly's plan for world conquest was complete. Soon she would have an army of aphids. Then no one would laugh. No one.nine elle
Opening Scene: Circle of the Triffids, 1997, DFC Productions, Inc.zen
"Somehow Dolly always sensed when Mommy was out of Claritin." -- from the testimony of Patrick Joseph Keane, Arizona v. Thelma KeaneGen. Sedgwick
"Look! Look! I just deflowered Jeffy! Come see before the joke gets old!"tv's Spatch
"Look! Pretty feminine flowers! That proves I lean more towards femme, Mom, you bitter ol' butch!"tv's Spatch
Dennis was right! Mr. Wilson does have chest pains when we pull up his garden.bobo
Nothing says "I love you" like flowers ... wait a minute, I hate those bastards!Noodle Muffin
Wow, I can HEAR the spandex screaming across the internet!Yakko
Mama! My Young Pioneers Patriotic Agricultural Unit won the People's Victorious Red Youth Citation for our cheery rendition of "Hymn to Smothering The Imperialists With Our Record Output of Dandelion By-Product"!Eat Yerself Fitter Bulgakov
After months of continuous steroid use, Dolly finally had the strength to pull out simple garden weedsGecko Man
Check it out,guys! Grandpa Keane really IS pushin' up daisies!Doc Evil
"Heehee! Jeffy with hay fever, and me with these! Let's see who rules the panel NOW!"Magus
Gramma here's some flowers for your grave...when you finally die!R.J.M.
Thank god for Prop. 215!!!Bubba
Valentine's Day in the Keane household was always a special occasion. Dolly woul;d bring Bil flowers as a token her of love and elektra complex, just before he, in his traditional holdiay role of Caligula, would sacrifice one of the boys to the lions.nine elle
The flowers worked. Within a week the smell was all but gone. Now it was only a matter of washing up the bloodstains and plastering the old man in between the walls.nine elle
Look! They were givin' away free gifts at gran'ma's funeral!The Outsider
With Ophelia-like pathos, Dolly really believed the flowers were the Olympic torch, and that our Arizona split-level was a stadium in Nagano. Then she drowned in the wading pool. --PJ, Memoirssoon
When Dolly got the FTD job, Jeffy and I took bets on whether the child labor laws would shut her down before her own incompetence did. --Billy, Memoirssoon
Although her resemblance to Sally Field was uncanny, Dolly, the Flying Dyke never made it past the first episode.Riff
Hey, Mom, look what my instructor at the Female Gym Teacher training class gave me!Vitamin Tom
Hemp. Is there anything it *can't* do?Action Jackson
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