DFC #25

(a cheery warmfuzzy cartoon that you can't see)

You were with that fluzie again, weren't you?! And you're DRUNK!Flick

I told you that the pregnancy test takes 10 minutes to do.anon

"Hey! Mom said no adjusting the kill count!"Felix W.

"They're late with the phone call! Kill the first hosatge so they see we're serious!" Rick S.

"Gawd damn...when are these old farts LEAVING, already?!"RBByrnes

No Billy! It's too late for a nooner!anon

Your Web Page Counter isn't gonna move any faster if you stare at it, stupid!Rob Middleton

HEY! I haven't even so much as kissed him yet! Put it back to 200!Andy Ihnatko

201? 201? OK, 202! Now serving number 202, in the Mauve Room!Andy Ihnatko

That thing's as big as a toaster oven! Damn Soviet-made digital clocks!Andy Ihnatko

I don't know what it does. But Microsoft Tech Support told me that version 2.0 of the dresser would crash under Windows95, so I ordered the $90 upgrade.Andy Ihnatko

Look, it is *SO* a clock! Dad just doesn't have any sense of proportion!zazu

He draws everything big! Look at our heads for christ's sake!zazu

Billy, stop staring at the clock and help me kill the old guy!anon

Where the hell did you find a digital clock the size of a toaster oven?anon

You heard me; a REAL man would have lasted more than 60 seconds! I'm going back to grandpa!PG

If you want the microwave to scramble Grandpa's pacemaker, you gotta wait 'till he gets in the room!anon

You've got it lucky. I look like a bad chain saw sculpture!jake

I guess you CAN do that for an hour without going blind.anon

Billy! Guinness doesn't have a record for farting 1000 times per hour!Mark T

See how much radiation you've absorbed? Now the Atomic Energy Commission's gonna be on our ass like nobody's business!panicboy

...and unless we can channel 1.3 gigawatts through the flux capacitor, we'll never make it back to 4:25!panicboy

When are you going to stop this stupid "minute of silence" every year on the day "Cop Rock" was cancelled?panicboy

Of course the numbers are huge! The old coot's blind as a bat! He just patted me on the head and said, "Good dog!" I'm gettin' the hell out of this hole before he gets out the Milk Bones!Nethicus

Billy? BILLY! Not again. What is it with him and that clock?Nick Helms

"Okay, I'll help you. But I'd like to know how you got it caught in the drawer in the first place."Blake

I've tried everything to try to get them to leave, but Grampa just keeps talking about his pacemaker scar. Give them another ten minutes, and then start the microwave.Greg J

Where the hell have you been for the past hour? When I asked if you wanted to get into my drawers, this ISN'T what I meant!D. Hughes

I'm gonna get a computer, change my name to Dollbert and blow Scott Adams! Then it's so long to all you sorry assed losers and this piece of shit comic strip!paTRICK heSTER

"Big Hand/Little Hand"? For the love of Jesus, Billy, wake up and smell the nineties, would ya?Craig

I'VE BEEN DRAWN WITH A FROWNY FACE! I'M EVIDENTLY FURIOUS ABOUT SOMETHING YOU'RE CURRENTLY DOING! YOU'RE CURRENTLY LOOKING AT A CLOCK! HEY, GET AWAY FROM THE CLOCK, ASSHOLE! How was that? Did I do good, Mr. Keane? bleh

Listen closely! I didn't say I wanted to see a really big CLOCK!...Tiberius

That bastard Keane takes the trouble to draw the clock in 3-D perspective, and then look how he draws us!anon

So what time is ...Hey! stop peeing on the dresser!Mad Max

Billy, Dad called and he wants you to do something cute and syrupy for this panel!zazu

Boy, dad doesn't give us a whole hell of a lot to work with does he?zazu

"Jeez..P.J.'s almost an HOUR late. That's the fifth time this month. I think Keane is just going to fire the little bastard. Cartoonists' Guild is chock full of unemployed kids right now who'd GLADLY take the gig... Wes Flinn

"You obviously misunderstood me when I said we should 'Clock' Grandpa."anon

DAMMIT! Dad's drunk off his ass again. You'd better get started on his cartoon.

Well, the "end of the world" has come and gone again. Still think Grampa's the Messiah, dimbulb?Trism

Very good, Wilhelm! You haff stood at attention for vun hour! Now..execute the old man! Heil Hitler!pavel

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