Danny DeVito IS "The Nutty Portable Manger Salesman!"Skywise
A brush salesman? A brush salesman? Hey Dad! Some guy who still thinks this is the fifties is here, lookin to get his ass kicked!Prof. Moriarity
Maaa... A " Scooby Doo " villain is here to see you...Doc Evil
Y'know, Jeffy... I'd tell this nutsack ta go to Hell...But that would be superfluous, wouldn't it?Doc Evil
Hey mom... target practice!Puddin' tame
Lady of the house? Bil! Sashay your sweet ass out here!Camelio
Well Mommy, he says it'll cure Daddy's drinking, your hoplessness and Billy's sex addiction. Not to mention Jeffy's banana fixation and PJ's crack problem... No? Ok, I'll send him away.Truant
I dunno... He doesn't look like he's got much meat on him.Ratman
Says his name's Loman. Frankly, he doesn't look too good.Bongbrain
Hey Mom the guy who is supposed to sweep up what's left of our pathetic empty lives and haul us off to hell is here.Yakko
"For the TENTH time, Thel, we've TRIED that! Every time we pelt him with P.J.s excrement, he just sweeps it off! I think we may have to buy a greeting card this time"halaq
He's either a performance artist or a white slaver, I can't tell which. Colin
What's in the case? Marceles Wallace's soul, of course!sigar
Mom! The executor of grandma's estate is here, and I'm thinking it may have been a waste of effort to kill her!The 4-Star Pope
"Does he mean our biological mother, surrogate mother, or adoptive mother?"Sgt. Spam
I dunno Mom...it sure looks like he's impaled on a broom, I wanna know how our credit card numbers will help...Jim Smith
"I would later learn that, of course, my father was watching the entire scene, drawing it for publication in millions of newspapers. Hell I was two years old--how funny is it that half of my butt is sticking out, anyway?" --From It stands for Phillip Jonathan: The Other Side to PJ KeaneJim Smith
Okay, he's just another pathetic weenie-wagger -- but you gotta give him points for the elaborate shadow-box presentation!Jessica Steinhice
"Mommy...it's a guy named Mr. Belvedere...Do we need a droll, sarcastic English housekeeper?"GenXCelt
But if he won't budge from the doorstep, how the hell am I supposed to get him into the cellar?Anastasia
It's already been two hours. Well, I can hold out for as long as he does.Anastasia
Daddy!... Daddy! ... Sorry sir, the head of the household is probably passed out at the foot of the bed.Truant
Hey Dad! Uncle Roy's here! Which one? Uh...The Italian one, I think...Doc Evil
As PJ marvelled at the never before seen cleaning products, both the salesman and Jeffy stood in polite yet unhappy silence as Dolly continued to sing then very best of Andrew Lloyd Webber...DR. SCHMUCK
So, anyway, with the success of My Little Pony came several imitators, including Magic Ponies, Pretty Pegasus, and most notably Enchanted Fillies. The Enchanted Fillies were in many cases... oh, I almost forgot. MOMMY! Someone's at the door!anon
Billy, tell mom, get the big pot ready! Tonight we eat Italian, if you know what I mean.Hannibal Lecter
Hey, Mom, there's some dumpy loser at the door. ... No, it's not Daddy, he's still passed out in the driveway!Schickelgruber
Dad, should we send John Waters right up to your room?!still anon
Mom! Tony "the Sweeper" Frazettis here again! Dad seems to be behind on his gambling debts again!Azazael
The serial murderer known as the Broom Killer had no idea that these sweet little children would inflict upon him tortures of such grotesque nightmare depravity as to outstrip by leagues his own sick fantasies.not elsie
Mom, I told him that we don't need the broom but he's got a helluva deal on Astro-Glide and nipple clamps!007
Whaddaya say? Think we can save Mom & Dad's marriage if we slip this guy's aphrodisiac into their drinks tonight?anon
Inside the man's magical box, the children saw images of their future careers- Jeffy, an escape artist, Dolly a cheap Tinseltown whore, and PJ an accomplished plumber.Tangent
A Fuller Brush salesman? Christ, Billy, what DID you set the Wabac Machine for?Charlie Steinhice
Mommeeee! Our dealer is still in the joint for kicking Daddy's ass -- can we get some shoe polish to tide us over?Vice Pope Doug
Hey Mommy -- wanna see what the daytime ratings wars have reduced Geraldo to doing?Vice Pope Doug
Mom! Uncle Roy's doing the "wanna see my samples" gag again!Ol' Doc Bear
Mom, did you order this Pagan Nativity Scene and this Witch's Training Broomstick?nonentity
Hey! HEY! This guy's arms are longer than his legs! He has no neck! Could this mean...he's one of us?Preacher/Judge
Hey, Billy! I forget...which of these cleaners gave you that great three-day high last month?Rotter
Hey, Dad! Here's a guy with an even worse miserable, stinking, soul-sucker of a life than yours! Quick, get out here before he shoots himself!Rotter
This is sooo cute Mom! Bring the camera; it's PJ's first "plumber butt".Riff
Mommy! I forgot. Did you want the double headed one or the one that goes up and down an hums?jethro
As Dolly and Jeffy discuss just how many "is that a broom or are you just happy to see me?" captions will appear in the DFC, PJ....seeing the trenchcoat...confuses the salesman for Uncle Roy and begins assuming the positionBigDog
Gee mom, your right, Amway guys really ARE persistent......try to get the broom right through his heart this time.Scooby
Mom! Dad! He says he wants to see the lady of the house, and well........we're a bit confused on that point.Scooby
Mom! He really does have a dark portal to hell anon
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