Wow! I wish mommy had seizures more often!Moon Rabbit
For looking back at the forbidden city of Sodom, God turns Thel into a jungle gym.anon
Hurray!! Hurray!! P.J.'s back!! See, mom? You drop 'em in the Pet Semetary overnight, and they're back the next day good as new. Aren't you glad we didn't listen to the "ancient Indian curse" bullshit?The 4-Star Pope
Barfy!! More drool! A look of sexual hunger on your face! Billy!! Jeffey!! Move those hands closer to paydirt! Bil!! You better be getting all this! That hagged-out bitch Madonna left herself open, and by God, I'M going be the new queen of slut-rock!The 4-Star Pope
Playing "Human Slide' with Dad was a bitch. There was always that big bump in the middle. It was more fun with Mommy. I still wish they could have afforded a real slide instead of just slicking Mommy down with cooking oil. I don't think a real slide would have smelled like fried fish , Wild Irish Rose and urine. Oh, wait...come to think of it, they do. ..Queaser
Nope. She's still dead.CrAsH
Now just snuff out that bit on her head, PJ...THERE. Okay, Mom, it's out. Aside from this little mishap, I'd say your Flaming Turkey Wings were a big success.MechaGumby
Come, My fellow Dragon Clan members! Smite that she-devil with our blazing martial arts!Sgt. Spam
Only Barfy heard Dolly's scream of vengence as she prepared for the Death Blow, but he barked too late.Mad Mike
Barfy, drag the dead horse across the room...OK Peej, now sloooowly slit her eye ball..OK, THAT'S A WRAP!zazu
"It's been a flawless routine so far, sparkling... let's watch for the dismount..." -- John TeshCharlie Steinhice
WARNING: You must be 18 or over and be validated by 'Adult Check' before entering the Amature 4-way site!anon
The Keane children, being gifted master technictians, easily handled the annual Thel rebuildSpeed R
Hey Mom! I can see your bald spot from here!Bongbrain
Thighs, thighs go away! Send it all to Doris Day!Doc Evil
Thel and the kids play ' Nascar Pit Crew '...Doc Evil
Thel never realized that once in a while, they replaced her LSD with a PLACEBO hit, then fucked with her mind.sewer urchin
Mommy that's third down and 6 yards. You're gonna have to punt him!Stdheev
Reminiscent of a fumble at a Packers/49ers game, the Keanes react to a dropped crust of moldy bread.Christina
"Trample the corpse, boys! Trample the corpse!"little daniel jones
Watch this! A two and a half backward somersault off the butt!Tazabby
Top of the Ma, world!Sir Psycho Sexy
Fuck, Mom, get some new dryer sheets already.ChoppingBlock
Earthquakes aren't so bad. We should have visited California years ago.ChoppingBlock
Now I'm Queen of Ass Mountain!Cheezo
To commemorate the 4th of July, the Keene family trys to reenact the crossing of the Patomic.King
Its no good Billy - the CPR is not working! I'm gonna call an ambulance.CJ
You found her keys, Billy? Great! Well, warden, it's been real. The Keane Gang is loose again!MechaGumby
And with Dolly's dramatic battle cry of "Kiss the fifties goodbye, wench!", the Keane kids took it on themselves to update their mother's hairstyle.MechaGumby
Awright, she's down! I'll get the stash! Barfy, go for the throat! Sic 'em boy, sic 'em!The Most Rev.HolyOley
Dol-Ee defeats the Keanian Horde with the help of her vicious battle-mount, Thel Helmet-Head.Jojo is ill
Barfy has the sudden realization that all that was standing between him and 35 of prime baby meat was a flimsy Flame-retardant "Barney" blanket sleeper. After that day, the Keanes would frolic no more.Jojo
"Bad...BAD BARFY! This is our kill..fair and square."Jojo
...and now the final move, "Phoenix Aloft By The Muses." Mommy, Jeffy, wait until Billy swims into position before the lift...remember, we're below the waterline now so we're all holding our breath...keep thinking "Team Synchro Swimming Gold In 2000!"Rotter
See, Mommy? We're controlling your seizure without all of that expensive medication!Rotter
Come on! You still want to be my agents or not? Say it! "Show Me The Money!" And louder, this time!Rotter
This is great! We're gonna be in that Butthole Surfers video for sure!anon
Now Barfy faced a real dilemma--which butt to sniff first?Mork
Hey! I don't care if you did just do fourteen loads of laundry. We want lunch, and we want it NOW!TBone
Must resist oral...PJ jokes! Must resist...!sigar
A divorce? Really? Hooray!Amazing AlKirk
In a pathetic attempt to hide from the approaching narcs, a stoned Thel, tried to cover her body with her children and pets.Tazabby
"Step on a crack," my dyin' ass -- you guys hold her still and I'll break the fucker in one jump.Grizz
I claim this butt in the name of the Queen, Uncle Roy!Bil Keane - Net Cop
Hey look! Barfy is bleeding from the mouth and eyes! Welcome to America, Ebola Zaire!Bil Keane - Net Cop
Barfy! Go get the cops, boy! We'll hold her! Foster home, here we come!!Ratman
Family Circus, my ass!! Look at you guys! A simple routine like that and you all fell flat on your faces. Christ! You couldn't even compete with the toddler class down at the Tumbling Academy! Crusty Booger
I can't believe she's not dead yet. Rasputin was easier to kill.Anastasia
Using Thel as a Twister mat was fun until Bil, clad in a 28 Double-D bra, entered the room and pulled the grenade pin...The Smoking Mirror
"Hey, guys! It's too late... Kittycat already claimed Mommy with her scent. I'm going after the bedside table now!"Ravecavy
And this, THIS is the mourning they performed when they thought I had sideswiped a tree. Is it any wonder I had to kill them? --Bil Keane: Portrait of a MadmanPsycho Smurf
While Thelma was blasted out of her gourd on Ecstacy and Bulldog Shellac, the foundlings parodied their favorite scenes from "Seven Days of the Duke."rawhide
That's right "mom", the kids are takin' over! BARFY! Make sure Bil doesn't leave the house alive!!I tried
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