Jeffy! Come quick! An anatomically correct woman!DeRaptor
When daddy said I was gonna pull a train for my birthday, I didn't realize what he meant!Jeff
"Hey, bitch, you better have every last penny of my money or...or...or you're going to time-out!"--Billy, the pacifist pimpGreg J
WOW! My first Sex Ed Class! This is gonna be a great year!jewl's other half
Ah, look Jeffy...why don't we continue our game later. Come back in about an hour.RBByrnes
Check it out, Jeffy! Our new babysitter glows in the dark!trent
"Hey, Jeffy, get P.J and we'll make the babysitter airtight!"flapjack
Jeffy, come quick! The "Version Mary" is in our attic! And has she got one hot ass!Schickelgruber
Daphne and Shaggy? No way! I always figured you were balling Freddy! Hey, can I have a "Scooby Snack"?Schickelscooby
An out-take from "Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Stacked."Jessica Steinhice
The Keane Family Revolving Door Principal works something like this: I'm first... Bongbrain
Jeffy, c'mere, quick!! Aunt Tess is really Batgirl!!!Mike Smith
Jeffy! We have GOT to put LSD in Dad's coffee EVERY time he's at the drawing desk!sewer urchin
Jeffy! This is Judy Jetson's room! Betty Rubble's room must be farther down the hall!XoLo
Whoa! Well Dad, I'm utterly shocked to find you with our babysitter. I was expecting the poolboy.MechaGumby
You better run! Mommy's home, she just did daddy upstairs with a .357, and she knows you're down here!anon
OK, "Pepper," I got another john for you. 1243 2nd Street, and he's a toe-sucker.skippy
Wow, Grampa! We were all wondering whether they'd still let you be a transvestite in Heaven!Priscilla
My name's Elmo. Wanna tickle me?Anastasia
Hey Jeffy! Look what I found! A whore!Pahco
"Wow! Now this is the Vegas that Sanatra kept telling me about!!!Huggy Bear
Ok, I found Thel's cold cream and hand cuffs, what's next?Tazabby
Whoa Dolly! You sure have been slugging down that milk! Tazabby
Man, a striptease while I screw the door! What more could I ask?Homer15
Awwrrrriiiiiiight!!! Jeffy, It's that chick from those ' Aerosmith ' videos!Doc Evil
Hey! We can't find those crotchless undies you said to put on!Carl Barnpipe
C'mon, babe, Jeffy needs a fluffer in cartoon 156 pronto!anon
I just knew this move to Stepford would do the family good.Anastasia
Wouldn'cha know it -- finally SOMETHING worth seeing, and Dad decides it's finally time to darken a room!Charlie Steinhice
Jeffy, I think I got an election!anon
Jeffy! This door leads to the Apartment 3G comic strip. You tell mom I'll be late for dinner.binky
Dorothy! Stop fucking Toto and get the hell out of the house! The twister's coming!Riff
Hey, Dad, the stripper's here! You should get remarried more often!Joe Blow
'Ello LaVoin! 'Ello Shoil!Doc Evil
Ok, ok, I'll leave. Just turn off that damn wind machine!Tazabby
Unsuspectingly, Jeffy arrived to see Billy, tied at the wrists and hanging from a door knob. What was the babysitter going to do next?J
Bil? Is that really you?TBone
Heellllllllloooooooooo, Nurse!Don Spudleone
While Thel Keane is on vacation this week,the role of Mommy will be played by Christina ApplegateFurplay
Years later, Billy would wonder what had disturbed him more -- bursting in to discover Daddy getting ready for a "night out with the boys", or the undeniable stirring in his loins.Paul Roub
"Wow! Jeffy, you were right! She is breastfeeding an octopus!"Ravecavy
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