When you're old, your turds look like this.Nethicus
Hey, check it out! I stole the cord from the old biddy's colostomy bag! Five bucks she doesn't notice until she's covered in shit!GM
Whoa! You ever take one of those dumps where the shit just keeps coming and coming in one big, long string?-db
Grandma, this isn't really the rope Grandpa hung himself with, is it?Pete B.
Mom said to use this 'cuz it won't scratch up the bedposts.zazu
I know it's not leather, but it'll have to do.Rishmawy
Come on, I'll teach you that hangman's knot you've been cryin' about.Rishmawy
This is a version of "jump rope" that one of daddy's CIA friends showed me...ZooBoy
OK Jeffy, lets play "capital punishment in Utah". kafka
Daddy says it's more fun to jerk your meat while suffocating.kafka
Now tie me up, spank me, and treat me like the bitch that I am.Ken D.
I think Gram's gone off the deep end. She's giving us her vericose viens.Ron Martin
Gramma told me to blow it out my ass, so here it is.anon
You sure this is a film of Grampa? The guy in it is wearin' nothing but a mask and black socks!anon
It's not every family that turns their kids' umbilical cords into a keepsake heirloom, Jeffy.Trism
Here, you can use this to keep that devotional statue of Grandma from falling off your head.Trism
You remember the "Hope Bracelet" Gramma showed us, with a pearl for each of her five kids? Wait 'till she sees what I found in Mommy's dresser drawer!Andy Ihnatko
Fortunately, Grampa was taking a nap on the sofa. Man, she wasn't lying! Ten and a half inches exactly!Andy Ihnatko
Oh man, look what Daddy did to another set of my good pantyhoseanon
I want to tie up the bitch and rape her, but you have the penis. You do it.billr
I found this under Daddy's car. I think it's the brake line.anon
I'm telling you Jeffy - this footage I found under Grandma's bed _proves_ that snuff films are real!Craig
I DID IT!!! I caught the dotted line that's been stalking you for all these years!!!Magus
Sorry Jeffy, but you can't join our secret club unless you take care of Grandma "permanently."Ray Gaskill
I've got a new game I saw on Oprah. It's called auto erotic asphyxiation!Michaelreed
"...and you should have seen the size of the tampon it was attached to!"Paul T. Riddell
"OK Billy, I'm gonna tie this rope around your neck for a little while and you go make grandma think I strangled you."Dagan Bernstein
OK, now look at frame 1029 -- if the shot came from the book depository, then why is Kennedy's head jerking *away* from the grassy knoll?El Vez
. . then granny spanks you, but it's a GOOD spanking, if you know what I mean . .anon
Mommy says this is what the milkman uses to make her feel like the dirty girl she is.Riff
Billy Why the hell did you have my "just my size Barbi" tied to the bed?!double t 4 @aol.com
"Yes - in her hair. Are you kidding, you could hide a truck in that wig." anon
How many feet of small intestine does Billy *really* need, anyway?panicboy
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